Il était 0 fois…

Oyez ! Oyez !…

 

Fantalgie…

Ou la douleur à la sauce Fantasy.

 

Ah ça pourrait faire une belle histoire, hein ? Ou pas. 

Voyons voir… Une jeune et jolie princesse… Arf non, ce n’est qu’une roturière au physique ingrat. Mais oui, elle était jeune. C’est déjà ça. Et blonde, instruite et aimant les belles toilettes… Bon, la confusion est excusable. 

Elle naquit dans l’amour (ou pas) mais hélas son père s’en alla bientôt vers de lointaines contrées en quêtes d’un artefact puissant et oublié… les dés magiques du mage Picsou…  qui lui apporterait ainsi richesse. Il partit donc mais jamais ne revint.

 Hélas deux fois car il fut bientôt remplacé dans le coeur de sa mère par un artisan de la ville qui lui partait chaque soir en quête d’une chope bien remplie au fond d’une taverne enfumée…

Hélas trois fois car une méchante sorcière nommée Kuxtal* la maudit, encore et encore, usant des pires sortilèges que sont esprits cruels pouvait concevoir…

Bientôt la princesse fut conduite au bord du Gouffre de la Folie dont elle ne réchappa que grâce à l’intervention d’un prince charmant. (Prince qui depuis s’est rechangé en crapeau diabolique…)

Malheureusement vint un sortilège dont elle ne put se défaire, un sortilège qui l’obligea à rester enfermer dans sa tour et à ne plus en sortir… Et elle eut beau visiter tous les sages de son royaume, rien, aucune herbe, aucune potion, aucunes incantation, n’eut raison de son mal…

Aujourd’hui encore, la princesse est enfermée dans sa tour et chante sa douleur…

Douleur qui a un nom : migraine.

 

Voyez, bonnes gens, comme la douleur est omniprésente.

Et souffrez que nous ne sommes point dans un conte, car si c’était le cas, elle disapraitrait.

Dans la vie, il n’y a pas de "il ne marrièrent et eurent beaucoup d’enfants"…

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